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Christopher Ingraham
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You think you have a good understanding of how the world works and then you see something like this and it just ruins your day
I have an idea for an app-based smart unicycle share startup, where do I collect my venture capital?
The fastest anyone's ever done a mile on a pogo stick is 7 mins, 40 seconds, which works out to less than 8 mph. guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/…
WAIT THEY ALREADY HAVE A COMPETITOR HOW IS ANY OF THIS REAL gopogogo.com
begun, the pogo war has
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Being a cat sounds an awful lot like being on Twitter. washingtonpost.com/science/2019/0…
Wife: What *do* you do on that dumb website all day?
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lmao the captions on the video are destroying me
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Nourishing plants with the corpses of other plants. Gardening is metal.
Earlier this year a local friend brought us a rose bush to plant in our garden. It came with a small bag of oats, like whole oat seeds.
"Jim," I said, "What are the oats for?"
Well," he says, "You dig the hole you're gonna plant the rose in and then you pour the oats in the bottom of it. Then you fill it up with water and put the rose in."
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Ambient CO2 levels above 1,000 ppm have been shown to cause cognitive difficulties. Exhaled human breath is 40,000 ppm CO2. washingtonpost.com/business/2019/…
Generally speaking, the concentration of CO2 indoors has a very hard time going below the ambient levels outdoors. Some climate projections show atmospheric CO2 levels rising above 1,000 ppm by the end of the century. washingtonpost.com/business/2019/…
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