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Can I tell you a story?
1)So my in-laws are coming into town,I tell my wife let's take them out to dinner since you don't see them very much.She calls them and they say OK we will meet you at the restaurant.
We go to the restaurant and wait.About 30 min.later they get there.
1)So my in-laws are coming into town,I tell my wife let's take them out to dinner since you don't see them very much.She calls them and they say OK we will meet you at the restaurant.
We go to the restaurant and wait.About 30 min.later they get there.
2)Along with my in-laws are 4 other people from their "church".
Now these people turn out to be bat-shit crazy,Trump loving,evangelical nut jobs
As we wait to get our food I have to sit through the stupidest bullshit I have ever heard."Trump is the savior,Muslims are terrorists.
Now these people turn out to be bat-shit crazy,Trump loving,evangelical nut jobs
As we wait to get our food I have to sit through the stupidest bullshit I have ever heard."Trump is the savior,Muslims are terrorists.
3)My wife is kicking me under the table,shooting me the eye. It is complete torture.
As if it couldn't get any worse after we get done eating its "praying time".
So now 10 minutes of crying,hand holding,talking in tongues and praises for our President saving little babys
As if it couldn't get any worse after we get done eating its "praying time".
So now 10 minutes of crying,hand holding,talking in tongues and praises for our President saving little babys
Dinners over, time for all of us to leave.The main dude doing the praying(and who just ate a 30 dollar steak) comes over to me and says "I'll pray for you" I said no need brother, I'm Catholic.
Everyone leaves.
I pay a $350.00 tab.
Fuck.
Everyone leaves.
I pay a $350.00 tab.
Fuck.
Some of you guys are taking this so seriously.
Yes I could have left.
Yes I could have engaged with them and told them about my liberal views.
1. To cause a scene who have upset my wife who loves her idiot parents.
2. In a sick way,it was kinda hilarious.
Yes I could have left.
Yes I could have engaged with them and told them about my liberal views.
1. To cause a scene who have upset my wife who loves her idiot parents.
2. In a sick way,it was kinda hilarious.
The only comeback I had the whole nite is when these idiots were hee hawwing about something and said "Christians tell jokes too"
I said.
"Not very good ones"
(2 kicks from wife's shoe)
I said.
"Not very good ones"
(2 kicks from wife's shoe)
And just listening to their conversation was amazing. It was crazy Twilight Zone shit like "Trump invented cheese" and "Hillary ate a baby" type shit. Just crazy totally ignorant shit.(probably fresh off their Facebook page)
