Thread by @Staedtler

because you all live in this permanent reflex of horror, when there is absolutely no need for it. Every five fuckin minutes your sky is falling in.

Nobody is going anywhere before November. That's at the very earliest. Nobody is going anywhere before that.
But you keep going off like we're going to leave in the next five minutes.

And day after day you're just not taking any of this information in.
The Article 50 extension doesn't expire until November, see. And the only way to cut that short is by ratifying the withdrawal agreement, which parliament has refused.

But other than ratify the withdrawal agreement, there is no way to leave any sooner than November.

And that includes this "no deal" of yours. That also cannot be executed any sooner than November.

But Christ almighty, it seems nothing will stop English newsmen running around with their hullabaloo about no deal.

Get a fucking grip.

Remember when I told you not to worry about Theresa May's withdrawal agreement because long before that got through parliament she would have to resign?

Well, it's the same thing again. You're all worrying yourselves about things that are not going to happen.
The soonest we could possibly leave with no deal is November. It can't happen sooner than that.
But lots of other things will happen sooner than that.

Some of the things that will happen before November.

A new Tory leader. A vote of no confidence. A by election. A Queen's speech.
And very possibly a general election as well.

All of that is going to happen long before we get anywhere near your "no deal" in November.
But that's all you ever want to see. Shrieking and screeching about no deal with all your amateur dramatics.
There is next to no chance of that ever happening.