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In related news, at least one in eight men (12%) are stoned out of their minds
Serena won the Australian Open while pregnant, my fellow dudes
The only way any of you country club players are getting a point is if she is actually in labor while you’re playing her
The only way any of you country club players are getting a point is if she is actually in labor while you’re playing her
We found the one guy, his seven homies are all just pretending they don’t know him
For those citing double fault, meteor striking Serena midserve, tiger attack as she goes to her backhand etc, yes there are ways Serena could LOSE a point vs Rando Calrissian, but no, avg dude isn’t gonna BEAT her even once strength to strength in a game
Assume tiebreaker rules: Serena winning means ace, rocket return to break serve, deadly crosscourt where you fall into the net and lose a shoe, ace that lands like hammer of Thor, ace that cracks the pavement, return of the king, return of the jedi. Next!
