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I am at an Orioles game, and there are like 100 Australian boy scouts here, and they are amazing. I want to live tweet our interactions, but it's so damn hot.
They are here for the big jamboree and they've all bought a ton of MAGA merchandise, because Trump is treated in Australia as a huge joke, and they think it's hilarious.
They are doing the YMCA and then immediately the Aussie-Aussie-Aussie-oy-oy-oy chant, and I am so happy... 
We are swapping stories about school fights because Aussie boy scouts are much cooler than your boy scouts and basically aren't different from Soviet Young Pioneers.
The O's right fielder just threw a ball to them, and this is the best the US-Australian relations have been since that unfortunate sequel to Crocodile Dundee came out.
Yep, American diplomacy at its finest.
OK, so we have a Russian Yanksplaining baseball to Aussies, and all of you have to be here because I think the ghost of Abner Doubleday is going to bayonet me pretty soon...
They are calling themselves The Contingent, and I'm guessing this is Australian for "a group of people who will grow up chugging beer like absolute freaking bosses."
I love these kids.
I love these kids.
We are all best friends now but it's really hard not to be best friends with Aussies. You'd basically have to meet them in a rugby scrum.
The O's are winning big, and the Aussies are claiming all the credit. It's hard to argue. I am calling them them Au's now
Like I said, we are the best of friends. Aussies, man. The world needs more of them.
