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I have translated Panarin's interview to a Russian Youtube channel, where he rips Putin to shreds. It's absolutely magnificent. Nothing like this has ever been said by a Russian athlete, ever. Please, read this. The Breadman is an absolute monster.
slavadoesamerica.com/russian-nhl-st…
People are asking what might happen to Panarin now. I honestly have no idea and nobody in Russia does either. This has never happened before. Putin could always count on jocks to have his back.
I am not sure even he knows how to proceed. Or if to proceed in any way.
For those interested, the interview was actually recorded a month ago, but Panarin is STILL in Russia. The kid is obviously fresh out of crap to give.
So, yes, Gotham, who needs Batman when you have Breadman.
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Also, I think that North America owes it to Panarin to make "Sell your skates!" the ultimate hockey chirp.
Another awesome moment in the Panarin interview: he reveals that he never took a single English lesson in America:
"I lied to (#CBJ and #Blackhawks). I told them I was learning English, while sitting home and playing Playstation"
He is taking lessons in Russia now.
"I speak "collective farm English." Once I get a drink, I know everything. But I don't drink during the season, so I can't talk to anyone."
Panarin's face when he says, "Vladimir Vladimirovich, sell your skates" is absolutely everything.
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