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Kolley Kibber
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How can it possibly be this hot after the sun has gone down? How?!
IN SCOTLAND
Give me snow
Give me rain
Give me galeforce winds
Anything but heat
I'm begging
I haven't sweated this much since I unknowingly went on a date with a police officer smelling of festival weed, only to find out an hour in I had also once dated his older brother
A true story.
Keep in mind I'm from a tiny town in north-east Scotland where finding someone not related to you whom you can date is the challenge
A tiny town in Scotland near a North Sea coast THAT IS NORMALLY FREEZING
I feel like Scotland has broken some sort of unspoken contract to me
I'm supposed to be cold
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Kolley Kibber
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So... Game of Thrones. Don't read any further if you haven't watched it.
Did Bran Stark deliberately manipulate events to ensure he would be King? Even going so far as to orchestrate Daenerys' mental deterioration and massacre? Hear me out.
Firstly: Bran is a monster. We all know it's true. Arguably nearly everything that goes wrong in GoT is entirely his fault. Don't even get me started on Hodor.
So Bran is the worst. Is it so shocking that he would use his magical Three-Eyed Raven semi-precognition to gain power?
Firstly: though Daenerys always had qualities to massacre King's Landing (her tendency to make rash decisions based on raw emotion, and the propensity to burn/murder the innocent along with the guilty) her declining mental state was ultimately the trigger.
BUT WHO WAS TO BLAME?
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Kolley Kibber
@camcamdamn
Jo Johnson got a job in the Cabinet within 24 hours of his brother becoming PM, much to the horror of the people who actually believed his little Remainer charade.
I hate to say I told you so, but...
The Johnson brood are PR experts, who wrap themselves in likeability (by going on a reality TV show, or siding with Remainers, or pretending to be a buffoon) to hide the fact that as a family, they're only out for themselves. They're a wealthy Tory family for crying out loud.
Jo Johnson played Remainers for fools. He voted to activate Article 50 while claiming to be in favour of a second referendum. None of the Johnson family will ever be on our side. They'll only ever be on theirs.
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Kolley Kibber
@camcamdamn
Thread: When I take over the country, I shall pass an inviolable law that if the Prime Minister resigns, a general election will automatically take place.
This law will hopefully:

a) force Prime Ministers to live in the aftermath of their stupid decisions instead of scampering off to enjoy their money

b) ensure we NEVER have a Prime Minister we didn't vote for

c) deter party members from machinations to oust their own leaders
d) deter Prime Ministers from resigning every time they fuck up, and leaving the country suffering from their stupidity and powermongering

e) force Parties to pay attention to what the people actually want, lest the Prime Minister be forced to resign and an election must be held
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Good morning all & OTD in 1320, the Declaration of Arbroath was made by the Scots Nobility & Clergy to the Pope: "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom – for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
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Good morning of sorts! I'll be using the IRTF overnight to observe some asteroids, so I'll take you along for the ride.
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