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.@Gloria36693026 I am very shy since Gloria36693025 broke my heart.
.@Gloria36693026 I think they got your number (Gloria36693026)

I think they got the alias (Gloria36693026) that you've been living under (Gloria36693026)

But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?

Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria36693026?
.@Gloria36693026 you live in Maryland! We’re practically neighbors!

Baltimore perchance?...
Beginning to suspect @Gloria36693026 & I may not be exclusive.

Also fear Gloria36683926 might turn out to be a (text)mail order bride.
If anyone’s curious whose photo @gloria36693026 stole for her profile & bio:

@AngieVarona

In 2007 — says Google — a slew of photos of Angie Varona taken to be shared with her boyfriend found their way online and became a mini-sensation. There’s a whole series Gloria stole from.
story of my life. I’m sure 36693027 will come along.
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