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Democratic Candidates as MT’s (a thread): #BFAclassof2020
Biden: Got his Equity card as a kid, and won’t let you forget it. #BFAclassof2020
Warren: Knows her track and everyone else’s. #BFAclassof2020
Sanders: Has been doing the same monologue since freshman year. #BFAclassof2020
Harris: Strong mover with several pairs of LaDucas. #BFAclassof2020
Buttigieg: Has amassed a highly impressive collection of Playbills and OBC albums that are organized by year. #BFAclassof2020
Williamson: LOVES tremoring. #BFAclassof2020
Booker: #SoBlessed to share this BroadwayWorld regional article announcing… #BFAclassof2020
Castro: Headshots by Sub/Urban. #BFAclassof2020
Klobuchar: Thinks loving Shakespeare is a personality trait. #BFAclassof2020
O’Rourke: An unremarkable straight white guy on full scholarship. #BFAclassof2020
Gillibrand: An unremarkable straight white girl paying full tuition. #BFAclassof2020
Yang: Strong 16 bar cut. #BFAclassof2020
Gabbard: Hides the fact that her parents are Republicans. #BFAclassof2020
Inslee: Wrote a HowlRound article on Eco Theatre. #BFAclassof2020
The Rest of Them: Unremarkable straight white guys with pitch problems, dead eyes, and the same N*il L*bute monologue. #BFAclassof2020
