My sent boy me this on facebook messenger:
I hate to bother you while you're traveling but something just happened and you popped into my head...
Get ready for a story
And I'm starving.
But I can't leave; there's a ton of expensive equipment here.
And then a crackhead walks by...
An idea hit me: I said
"Hey man if I give you three bucks to go get me a Snickers and a Dr. Pepper from that Sunoco over there, I'll give you four bucks when you come back."
Dude just held out his hand, didn't say anything, just gave me that "show me the money" look. So I hand him $3 and he walks away.
I was confused for all of 4 seconds before I realized I just sent a crackhead into a gas station to steal shit for me.
Like I figured 4 bucks is a fair price to run down 2 blocks and back. This dude went "I'm walking away with $7 and some snacks. Bet."