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1) @BernieSanders forgot to tell his supporters the part about how the government will decide the appropriation: 
@BernieSanders 2) A decent job? Sorry comrade; yes, you may well want to be a Hollywood scriptwriter, but the State needs ditch diggers: here is your job assignment and travel papers.
@BernieSanders 3) A living wage? Sorry comrade; you may think you are worth more, but the State has decided the standard living wage for a ditch digger is 100 credits at the State store per month. Enjoy.
@BernieSanders 4) A complete education: So, comrade, you wish to a lawyer, eh? Alas, the Department for Socialist Productivity has identified a future shortage of windmill turbine polishers. The good news is that you have been allocated a place in the training course. Study hard comrade.
@BernieSanders 5) Affordable housing: Nice picture of your Dream beachhouse in California, comrade. Alas you have been allocated Apartment 687b, Block 63, People’s Accommodation Sector 12, North Dakota – it is only a 10 mile walk from the shipping canal which you will be digging. Enjoy.
@BernieSanders 6) A clean environment: Smog, comrade citizen? You must be patient, private vehicles have only been banned for 2 years. These things take time; perhaps if you polished the turbines a bit better, your party credit could improve?
@BernieSanders 7) A secure retirement: Comrade old person. I see you have reached retirement age: sadly, your Worklife Social Contribution Score is not high enough to qualify for extended benefits. Good news - you do qualify for State assistance under our Humane Euthanasia program.
