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@realDonaldTrump Lookout Tiny Dancer, meet Tiny Hands!
@realDonaldTrump Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, hello no road due to delayed infrastructure week.
@realDonaldTrump Goodbye Border Song, meet Border Absolute Fucking Nightmare.
@realDonaldTrump No more Saturday Night’s Alright, now we got Saturday Night’s Alt-Right.
@realDonaldTrump Bye Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me, Hello Let Anyone Go Down On Me, But Make Sure Someone Other Than Michael Cohen Signs Their Checks!
@realDonaldTrump Ok, I guess Rocket Man stays.
@realDonaldTrump Honky Cat becomes Honky Cabinet.
@realDonaldTrump And forget Circle of Life, cause it’s time for Inner Circle Of Low-Lifes
@realDonaldTrump And I Guess Thats Why They Call It the Blues is becoming I Guess That’s Why They Call It Fox News.
@realDonaldTrump While Bennie and the Jets is now Bennie and Whatever Team Doesn’t Kneel During Our Anthem.
@realDonaldTrump And sadly, Candle in the Wind is now Cancer in the Windmill.
@realDonaldTrump So long Funeral for a Friend, get ready for Funeral for a Friend (After AG Barr Finishes Investigating His Jail Cell.)
@realDonaldTrump Hat tip to my lyricist Bernie Taupinned Tweet. Peace out.
