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@realDonaldTrump @RepCummings Isn’t Mar-A-Lago the genital warts capital of Florida?
@realDonaldTrump @RepCummings Doesn’t Mar-A-Lago have so many spunk covered bedrooms a blacklight bulb would explode from the mere spunk shine in each room?
@realDonaldTrump @RepCummings And don’t bedbugs buy more timeshares at Mar-A-Lago than white yuppie douchebags?
@realDonaldTrump @RepCummings And isn’t the smell of Mar-A-Lago a potent mix of Ben-gay, massage parlor secretion, bottom shelf Scotch, and cigars?
@realDonaldTrump @RepCummings And don’t Mar-A-Lago maids spend the majority of their time untangling old man toupees from their vacuum cleaners?
@realDonaldTrump @RepCummings And isn’t Mar-A-Lago the only place on Earth where the bedsheets are so tough Lou Dobbs can’t even get a good strangle on when he is erotic asphyxiating?
@realDonaldTrump @RepCummings And don’t the leather cushions of Mar-A-Lago have such chronic old man ass smell that they could be turned back into cows with the right voodoo.
@realDonaldTrump @RepCummings And aren’t the bodies under the beds of Mar-A-Lago’s rooms just people who hid there to mask their shame for staying there in the first place?
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