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@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Personally, I think ‘Trump Urges Racism’ might have been more apropos.
@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Or ‘Trump Urges Racism Vs. Unity’
@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Or ‘Fat Orange Asshole Speaks like Racist Manifesto All the Fucking Time’
@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Subhead ‘NRA Bought His Ass, So Expect More Inaction’
@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Or ‘Trump’s Urges: Fox News vs. Busty Blonde Porn Stars Vs. Soda Vs. Ketchup Vs. Racism’ with the Subhead ‘Yeah, Unity Is Not One Of Them’
@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson How about ‘Trump Ends Racism By Making Whole Country Racist’ Subhead ‘If You Can’t Bear Him Join Him’
@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Last One, ‘Cat Gives Birth To Kittens’ Subhead ‘Trump Kills Cat and Sells Kittens to Don Jr. For Pelts’
@realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson Ok I lied, this is too much fun, ‘Stephen Miller Got Laid Immaculately’ Subhead ‘Is There Someone For Everyone?’ with the lead ‘A soiled blowup doll filled with an unidentifiable substance found in Lincoln Bedroom Tuesday after Trump speechwriter Stephen Miller spent the night.’
