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People please. The economy is doing just fine. Don't exaggerate things and prove again and again that you don't love your country. Talk only about good things please.

Like how people can't afford biscuits so there is more space for chai consumption.

Pls love country.
And if you have nothing good to say about country then pls at least say bad things about the people who are against the country. Pls.

Bad things about bad people only. Pls hate anti India elements.
People please. GDP growth is 5%.


That FIVE more than ZERO, ok?

Please don't abuse country by saying we aren't growing. We're fine. Tweet about how awesome everything is. Help make it 10% by saying only good things.

Do it for country pls.
Request country loving news channels to quickly come up with a stuff to ensure people praise India and curse anti-India elements.

Pls get your act together news channels. This is not cool. You're under-performing. We must praise and praise till GDP growth becomes 15%.

See? This is what I'm talking about.

BJP Spokesperson is saying, "This is the best managed economy since 1947... This is not a slowdown... it's a drop but you can't call it a slowdown."

He loves country.
So should you.
Trust this man and whatever he says.

Do it for country pls. Everything is under control. Pls don't say bad things about country.

Yes please everyone please. Everything is fine. There is no slowdown.

Go to any showroom today & you'll see people booking cars, OK? Go to any gully & you will also see people eating samosas. People are buying stuff.

Pls love country & keep buying. thx.
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