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Seth Mandel
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Fear the Jew timesofisrael.com/israeli-judo-c…
🎶Friday night we'll be drinking Manischewitz
Going out to terrorize goyim
Stomping shegetz, screwing shiksas
As long as we're home by Saturday morning

Cause hey, we're the Brews
Sporting anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, Hasidic, OG Ois🎶
🎶Orthopedic, Doctor Martens good for
Waffle making, kicking through the shin
Reputation gained through intimidation
Pacifism no longer tradition🎶
🎶We got the might, psycho meshugenas
We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones
Chutzpah driven, we battle then we feast
We celebrate, we'll separate our milk plates from our meat🎶
This is a word for word translation of Hatikvah.
Sorry, that's not accurate.

Not drinking Manischewitz.
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Seth Mandel
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Couple more observations.

The relationship between Jews and New York has been irreparably damaged. The most likely scenario is that the city doesn’t really do much and Jews are shown they’ll always be The Other, that even in America they have limited rights and protections.
The other, less likely scenario is that the city steps in to protect the Jews, proving they could have done so all along and would in general prefer not to. Additionally, it shows the Jews to always be at the mercy of the govt’s whims. That they’re subjects, not citizens.
And it gets worse. NYC has the ability to stop this, it’s just choosing not to. But this also means that the major American Jewish organizations are essentially powerless. “What do you expect us to do?” is a cry of defeat. If there’s nothing you can do then disband. Worthless.
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Seth Mandel
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My college dorm permitted smoking and drinking so I'm gonna have to say today's version is a downgrade theatlantic.com/education/arch…
Folks don't smoke or drink, obviously. Also stay in school. Also there's no hope with dope.
One downside to my dorm: ppl kept pulling the fire alarm in the middle of the night. Also the school would fine kids if we didn't exit the building in the event of a real, but *very minor,* fire. Obnoxious.

That happened less after the retaliatory firetruck theft.
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Seth Mandel
@SethAMandel
Since every WaPo oped must be about Ben Shapiro, here's a second one today! This one argues that Ben is "targeting both men and women" with... invitations to debate.

These ppl are cuckoo for cocoa puffs. washingtonpost.com/outlook/whats-…
So the new line is: debate is bad and civility is bad because Ben Shapiro supports these things.

Folks, time to log off and take a vacation.
Debate culture is ruining America. Also, here is an annotated transcript of the seven-hour presidential debate.
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