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Donald Trump’s new FEMA administrator. Because Florida.
SARCASM ALERT: This guy is obviously not the new FEMA administrator. Every stable genius knows that ice won’t stop hurricanes. You have to nuke them.
I am a native Floridian, so I know he’s (most likely) a transplant from the Northeast. But he became a Florida Man the moment he put that shirt on.
To carry out this intellectual exercise to its inevitable conclusion: the only way for the U.S. to amass sufficient ice supply to stop hurricanes would be...to buy Greenland.
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