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WILLIAMSON: I don't know...
PHONE: *death rattle*
WILLIAMSON: Of course I love The Leader!
PHONE: *banshee wail*
WILLIAMSON: No I CAN do it. There are some police officers who owe me favours.
PHONE: *wet slapping*
WILLIAMSON: Really? You think he'll love me more? Okay...
PHONE: *death rattle*
WILLIAMSON: Of course I love The Leader!
PHONE: *banshee wail*
WILLIAMSON: No I CAN do it. There are some police officers who owe me favours.
PHONE: *wet slapping*
WILLIAMSON: Really? You think he'll love me more? Okay...
<later>
PATEL: What do you mean Gavin's sending the police?! That little shit! I'll cancel the order!
PHONE: *buzzing of flies*
PATEL: Really? You think that's a good idea?
PHONE: *hungry babies crying*
PATEL: You're right. I AM a strong Home Secretary. I'll double the number.
PATEL: What do you mean Gavin's sending the police?! That little shit! I'll cancel the order!
PHONE: *buzzing of flies*
PATEL: Really? You think that's a good idea?
PHONE: *hungry babies crying*
PATEL: You're right. I AM a strong Home Secretary. I'll double the number.
<even later>
JAVID: That's going to cost a fortune! They're both mad I'll cancel the...
PHONE: *hissing*
JAVID: I hadn't thought of that
PHONE: *diseased mewling*
JAVID: You're right. It WOULD show I'm investing in the police. I'll double the number!
JAVID: That's going to cost a fortune! They're both mad I'll cancel the...
PHONE: *hissing*
JAVID: I hadn't thought of that
PHONE: *diseased mewling*
JAVID: You're right. It WOULD show I'm investing in the police. I'll double the number!
<later>
HAMMOND: I got Stella and Aldi pizzas. Fire up Smash Bros! Let's...
CLARKE: Text from Michael: 'tURn oN thE tV. I hAVe aRRAnGEd a LeAViNG gifT'
<click>
CLARKE: That's incredible
HAMMOND: Why the FUCK is half the Met police behind him?
CLARKE: I think one just fainted
HAMMOND: I got Stella and Aldi pizzas. Fire up Smash Bros! Let's...
CLARKE: Text from Michael: 'tURn oN thE tV. I hAVe aRRAnGEd a LeAViNG gifT'
<click>
CLARKE: That's incredible
HAMMOND: Why the FUCK is half the Met police behind him?
CLARKE: I think one just fainted
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