Stopped in for happy hour at a place with a deal of three “Irish tacos” which are basically like lamb tacos in a potato chip shell.
I don’t love them but the salsa is really good and they smell REALLY good.
1/3
Sooooo, get the Irish tacos or no?
I mean, I could just put a lot of salsa on them.
I have 3 minutes to make this decision...
2/3
I paid my tab and went into the men’s room.
Over the sound system came the Dixie Chicks’ cover of Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide”.
I’m not gonna lie here.
🎶 Can I sail through the changing ocean tides 🎵
🎶 Can I handle rhe seasons of my life 🎵
I mean, it was me and Natalie Maines - who I assume likes lamb tacos - just laying ourselves bare
I was all up on it.
And then...
...someone walked in.
He looked at me. I looked at him.
And then I looked him in the eye and added:
🎵 The landslide will bring you down 🎵
🎶 But time makes you bolder. Children get older. And I’m getting older too... 🎵
Well, I’m getting older too.
Sing whatcha want. Sing where you want. It ain’t nothing but a life well lived.
The best version would be Stevie Nicks singing the Dixie Chicks’ arrangement.
That song needs to be a bit more adagio.
Don’t @ me.