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I also think as a player and person, he crosses the right boxes for the future of this organization.
And I’ll assume Darvish opts into his contract.
I would non-tender Addison Russell.
This is my pure hypothetical. I might be misguided that it would interest either party.
If by allowing David Phelps to go, I would have more than enough money to sign a better reliever than him, let’s do that. If not, Phelps is fine.
I would sign Jarrod Dyson as a bench outfielder.
I would allow Nico Hoerner to stay in the Major Leagues.
My bench would begin as Gomes, Bote, Dyson, Kemp and Descalso. My leash on the latter would be short.
My bullpen would be Kimbrel, Betances, Wick, Ryan, Phelps (or someone better), Wieck or Hultzen, Chatwood and Mills.
There’s one thing I’m more certain of: I’d be a bad GM, and so would you 😂. Peace and love this final week. It will be a long one — with far too many eulogies written — for us all.