Thread by @freentglty

Should I do a small thread on how @realDonaldTrump would have tweeted if he was pitted against the #Aarey protestors ?

Here goes. No malice for anyone. Pure fun.
1. WITCH HUNT - failed newspaper times of India claims I am responsible for massacre of trees in Mumbai. Total Lies. Media is pathetic. Environment is in great shape. #MakingLoggingGreatAgain

2. BOLLYWOOD PHONY Ashoke Pandit who should cut down cheese & sugar & failed actress Raveena , who never did a good movie after Mohra claim Metro Shade can be moved. TOTAL LIE! Devendra Fadnavis is a very smart man who has my total support. Bollywood should be investigated.

3. PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! afraid of my high approval ratings and the rapid progress of Mumbai, opposition thru FAKENEWS MEDIA and Bollywood are trying to derail metro. In a perfect phone call today , I asked Putin to find out about Karan Johar's Russian connection.

Thank you Tucker Carlson for pointing out how Metro will bring new jobs to Mumbai and make Maharashtra great again. My approval rating is higher than Sanju Baba was during the entire 90s. Fake news media won't show you this.

Farhan Akhtar who gets roles only because of his father, today opposed metro. Someone should tell him he should have opposed doing films like Vazir. Mediocre actor with low ratings. My ratings are in better shape than he was during bhag Milka bhag!

Malicious FAKENEWS MEDIA at it again. Claims SC asked not to cut trees. Total lie. SC justice ____ a great patriot and a scholar totally agreed with my assessment. Work going on full swing , economy better than it was under Obama. #Winning

Bald liar Sanjay Jha put out a totally ridiculous clip asking people to unite against state govt over Aarey. Jha is a big failure. If he is the leader of resistance then I am a classical dancer.

Sean Hannity on Fox - Vanshakti NGO links to Clinton foundation. One of the mails deleted by crooked Hillary was about metro depot.
SENSATIONAL ! why doesn't paid fake news media investigate this ?

We are going to build a beautiful big metro in Mumbai. And trust me nobody knows metro better than I do. We will get Mexico to pay for it.

Fake news media and Bollywood phonies claim I am destroying the environment ! PREPOSTEROUS! Nobody is more environment conscious than I am. That's why my ratings are so high while theirs resemble Neil Nitin Mukesh's career.

Dia Mirza who looked ridiculous opposite Imran Hashmi in that picture today said govt had other options. To which I say - you had other options too Dia and yet you chose to become an actress. Phony !

Shekhar Kapoor whose Elizabeth was the most boring film ever, is opposing metro shade. For a stable genius like me this sounds total #covfefe