Based on rock solid spectral evidence I dreamt last night, I can confirm that this article is written by someone who is *literally* the devil's advocate. thefederalist.com/2019/10/10/6-w…
This is just the latest in this guy's run of greatest hits. 
The Federalist is what you'd get if you took the phrase "Well, actually," and turned it into a deeply insecure and angry white guy who had a Nazi uniform in his closet, but only because he liked to wear it on Halloween sometimes for sh*ts and giggles.
