"I am not eating this donut."
I said I didn't eat that donut. What, you don't believe me?
Well, I am very offended and now I am also a victim of yours.
This is Trump's plan for everything. 👆 It only works when everyone around him agrees to say he didn't eat the donut and it's highly offensive to even suggest it.
"You ate the f*cking donut, and I took contemporaneous notes while you did it. I counted the number of sprinkles, described the smears on your shirt, noted how many times you belched, and memorialized which digits on which hand had globs of icing."
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