And now, J. Paul Netflix takes the keynote stage at #LISA19. 12 weeks in to the new job, he's already adept at telling the rest of us we're doing it wrong; he's been doing it for years! 
It's a fake-out! The original talk is no longer streaming on Netflix; it's now:
Here's who he is. #LISA19
Now playing ATC recordings. With captioning since most of us don't speak Train Conductor Over Crappy Speaker as a second language. #LISA19
Well I'm not flying into JFK after that recording. Yikes. #LISA19
Shout-out to the best OS of them all, CentOS 3! (Paging @bitintegrity, @kbsingh, and the rest of the old crew) #LISA19
