It is time once again for the annual struggle between the Northland's two proud thick drunken tribes #GoHakai
#GloomyDave forecast: fortunately, Wisconsin has a 1-dimensional offense. Unfortunately, Iowa has a 0-dimensional offense.
Wisconsin - 17
Iowa - Present
Wisconsin - 17
Iowa - Present
The only thing I don't like about the Iowa vs Wisconsin game is the stupid contrived "Heartland Trophy." We need to replace it with the Iron Liver
Sit down Gomer, an average Iowa or Wisconsin grandma can drink every Florida and Georgia frat boy under the table
opus citatum
If Iowa and Wisconsin are rivals, it is a rivalry of true frenemies; two peoples united in bonhomie, sharing a love of beer and a loathing for Minnesota
As an Iowa fan, I'd say Minnesota is the only rival over which we harbor a genuine dislike. Iowa State is like *eyeroll*. Wisconsin is like arm wrestling with your best friend over who buys the next round
I don't think of Ohio State as a rival, more as a sadistic prison guard. I mean, you don't really like them, but you gotta respect their skill at torture
Nebraska is the stranger who struts into the barroom, declares himself the new boss in town, picks a fight with the biggest guy, gets knocked out, then picks a fight with the 2nd biggest guy, then 3rd, 8th etc. You just gotta admire his stamina
better than the actual game trophy: the Rusty Toolbox, annual prize in the titanic flag football game between the Wisconsin and Iowa equipment managers
"Rusty Toolbox" is my porn name
