The far right's big problem with the #ImpeachmentHearings is that they need more monster trucks and explosions to make them less boring. 
Impeachment is a sham because Trump is a god, but also because it's boring. #ImpeachmentHearings
The last stand of the Republican Spartans: your spears don't kill us because they are boring. #ImpeachmentHearings
What would make #ImpeachmentHearings not be boring? Should Adam Schiff kill a man with a pencil? Kent and Taylor engage in Klingon-style arm wrestling? Staff questioning handled by the Laker Girls?
What do these conservative idiots think a hearing is?
What do these conservative idiots think a hearing is?
"IMPEACHMENT! BROUGHT TO YOU BY HOOTERS TRIPLE ASS-POUNDING HOTWINGS AND FOUR LOKO SURGE!!! STAY TUNED FOR PUBLIC HANGINGS!! FUCK YEAH!!!"
Meanwhile, democracy is defended in real time. And it's riveting. #ImpeachmentHearings
Meanwhile, democracy is defended in real time. And it's riveting. #ImpeachmentHearings
Devin Nunes begins his quest to make the #ImpeachmentHearings exciting enough to capture the president's attention.
The Trumpist line is that #ImpeachmentHearings are too boring to be interested in. Turn them off, don't give them your time, because they won't fire those dopamine receptors like a Trump rally does.
In 2019, functional government is the most exciting thing I can think of.
In 2019, functional government is the most exciting thing I can think of.
"Boring #ImpeachmentHearings were so boring" isn't just for right wing cranks, apparently.
