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Oh my gosh! I just hit 20k followers. I'm sure for some this is no big thing, but for me, this is deeply humbling! I have worked very hard to provide a solid space for people to come to and this, to me, is the fruit of that labor. I am so grateful! Thank you!
If the woman who sat in front of me today, and told me I "looked so cute" on TV sees this, madame, can I buy you a house or a sports car, you sweet sweet angel.
Disclaimer: I cant afford a house of my own yet but I would have moved planets for you today.
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Brandi Buchman
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Almost a year ago, a cancerous tumor nearly killed my mother where she stood. Thanksgiving and Christmas were sad affairs, heavy with worry. Things are by far better this year but still very challenging. Cancer is a real SOB. But she is magnificently tough and devoted to living.
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Brandi Buchman
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I'm reading through a pro se lawsuit right now involving Popeye's, an aspersion cast on someone's mother and a refusal to serve a person spicy chicken.

That's right.
Don't get me wrong. Nothing is as compelling as the impeachment process right now but I love me some good old fashioned "give me my chicken or I'll sue and yes this is critical in the name of justice" energy.
Pro se plaintiff seeking $25M for said unserved chicken.

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Brandi Buchman
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Good morning. Here is Don McGahn jamming on stage at MGM this weekend with Winger. h/t @playbookplus.

And I dug around a bit. I had no idea.
washingtonian.com/2019/07/31/i-w…
While we are on the subject of Mr. McGahn: Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson in Washington is expected to rule today in a lawsuit by House lawmakers that has sought to compel McGahn's testimony related to obstruction counts in Mueller probe. If lawmakers win today...
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Steffan Watkins
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Oh my. This is a buffet of propaganda. Debunking this and dragging it through the street tarred and feathered is going to be the highlight of my week, possibly month. This is going to be legendary.

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