Shah saar will just buy an entire regional party with their regional leaders and the governor of the state will be like, "Kewl. Ye lo Gormint."
Thanks #ElectoralBonds!
Smart thing is to spend money buying and selling people after results come. Cheaper and more effective, eh?
Add some CBI-ED raids for extra convincing powers.
- Yes yes they got 100+ seats.
- Yes yes BJP is awesome.
- Yes yes Chanakyaniti and everything. - Congrats.
- Yes yes Congress has done it too.
- Yes yes Nehru sucks.
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