GIULIANI: That's not how you do coke off a strippers tits, Don.
TRUMP: How so?
GIULIANI: Hold my crack pipe, I'll show you.
TRUMP: Many people say I do stripper tits coke just fine.
PARNAS: You, go Mr. Trump, strong like bull.
TRUMP: Who is this guy again?
TRUMP: You're spitting again Rudy. Face the other way.
GIULIANI: Donald, if I face the other way, it's not an Eiffel Tower.
TRUMP: I don't care any more, you're making me wet and not in a good way. Wear a mask. Sad.
PARNAS: I get you paper towel Mr. President.
GIULIANI: Don, remember 9/12? We got so high on that Gaddafi coke.
TRUMP: Is that fatso with the chest hair recording me?!
PARNAS: It video for Rabbi in Ukraine. He to give $1M to campaign.
TRUMP: Oh, hi Rabbi. My daughter's a Jew. Maybe I send her to visit.
GIULIANI: Shokin this is Devin Nunes, Devin this is the guy I was telling you about. Lots of dirt.
DEVIN: I've heard great things Mr. Prosecutor General.
SHOKIN: Joe Biden do anal with Kodiak bear.
GIULIANI: See Devin? It's just the tip of the iceberg.
PARNAS: I make hot tub more hot?
GIULIANI: No Lev, get me another Cuban.
TRUMP: This guy does it all huh? So what are we gonna do about Biden?
GIULIANI: Don't worry. I got my best guys on it.
PARNAS: This is Yanara, she Cuban.
GIULIANI: Lev, I meant a cigar.
GIULIANI: Hold still it's not set yet.
NUNES: This is a bad idea.
GIULIANI: Will you relax. You're too tense. I can't get it in.
NUNES: I don't like this.
GIULIANI: Mr. Shokin wants me to put a Vienna finger in your ass and then he'll give us the Biden dirt.