@realDonaldTrump Hey look it’s the ISIS Maker! You consider rebooting The Apprentice, but with all escaped ISIS prisoners? Be great for sweeps weeks.
@realDonaldTrump Maybe you can reserve a block of rooms at the Trump Islamabad for your new ISIS pals, for their help ethnic cleansing our former Kurdish allies.
@realDonaldTrump Maybe they would put your name on that neat black flag of theirs. It’s all about the branding right?
@realDonaldTrump Or maybe one of these new ISIS pals of yours can become the new acting Homeland Security Secretary. Can’t be worse than putting Betsy DeVos in charge of our children’s education. I bet they are pro caging babies too.
@realDonaldTrump You also could probably get these new ISIS friends of yours to dig up dirt on Joe Biden. After, of course, they are done digging for the mass graves.
@realDonaldTrump Trump‘s ISIS. Has a nice ring to it. Get Parscales to start fundraising on this. Then in North Syria you can build Trump’s ISIS Resort, the best place to clear your head.
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