The President is not even committing crimes with the actual Russian mob, he seems to have cheaped out and opted for the Five Below version of the Russian Mob.
This would be the Russian Mob you get if your went to a restaurant in Branson, Missouri actually called The Russian Mob, where waiters with shirts unbuttoned too low and gaudy gold chains sing at your table and say kitschy things like "You want Breadsticks? Forget about it."
This would be the Russian Mob you would get if the Halloween Store had an aisle called Russian Bad guys, not even being able to license the name Russian Mob for their costumes.
This is the Russian Mob's Jewish friends' Rabbi's ne'er-do-well cousins who chain smoke in the temple's Sukkah until midnight drinking Slivovitz in styrofoam coffee cups, before staggering home to their shared bachelor pad, over a dry cleaners.
This would be the Russian Mob you got if you put an ad in the Pennysaver saying "Needed, Russian Mob. Full-time minimum 30 hours a week. Dependable money launderer with knowledge of Microsoft Office."
This would be the sort of bargain basement Russian Mob you get if your personal lawyer is Rudy Giuliani.
