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The craziest thing about the Ukraine story is that the President ALREADY tried to cheat in the 2020 election.

It is INSANE to think we should "let the election decide." Like, he's ALREADY CHEATING in that election.
OK let's try a sport analogy:

This is like that time the Patriots (who are cheaters) got caught cheating (because they cheat) listening in on opposing teams' plays.

Now imagine that happened DURING the game and the NFL was like, "Let's just let the game decide."
OK lets try an academic analogy:

This is like if you got caught cheating with a cheat sheet in your AP Spanish class DURING THE TEST and then tried to tell your Spanish teacher, "Before you decide to punish me, let's just see how I do on the test."
OK let's try a gambling analogy:

This is like if you got caught dealing off the bottom of the deck DURING a hand of poker and instead of getting your ass kicked, you said, "Wait but I got three aces. Let's see how this hand plays out."
OK let’s try a business analogy:

This is like if you got caught trying to enroll people in a FAKE university and instead of having to pay $25 million when convicted of fraud (ahem), you were like, “Let’s see how far the graduates go with their fake-ass degrees.”
As usual, @ThePlumLineGS nails it:

"We know Trump will continue using the levers of government to bury the truth about the last election and rig the next one in his favor, because that is ALREADY happening."

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