Fun fact: The capital of Judaism is Passover. But the largest financial hub and commercial center is Hanukkah.
Thanks to the JewBu Free Trade Agreement, citizens of Judaism no longer need a passport to travel between Judaism and Buddhism.
The nation of Judaism forces all young men to do national service, helping Mom pick out a color for the new carpet.
There's a Red Phone that the President of Judaism can pick up at any time in order to talk with Louis Farrakhan, in order to avert a nuclear exchange with the Nation of Islam.
But usually, she just opens the window and yells across the street.
But usually, she just opens the window and yells across the street.
Immigrants from Catholicism generally assimilate well in the Nation of Judaism, though some have sought treatment after suffering a condition known as "dual guilt".
I was thinking about asking Trump to make me the official U.S. Ambassador to Judaism, but then I realized I might have to live in Brooklyn again.
The national anthem of Judaism is Bob Dylan's "Talkin' Hava Negilah Blues", which is only tolerable due to the fact that citizens of Judaism rarely win gold medals at the Olympics.
