A grumpy old Grinch hadn't figured out how
To meet all the Whos’ clean power desires,
Instead of just lighting old carbon on fire.
So this is a tale of the Grinch's transition,
And the power to change once he stopped to listen...
But the old Grinch who sold them their power did NOT
The Grinch hated green stuff; he preferred burning
Fossilized carbon to keep turbines turning
Or maybe, it was to his coal too offensive.
(Or the most likely reason, I have been told,
Is IRP software two decades too old)
But for whatever reason, he thought it'd hurt profits,
And leave his investors with sad empty pockets.
In resources that could serve their needs the best
They bought high SEER A/Cs, and rooftop PVs
Thick wall insulation, efficient TVs
Flattening load growth, his earnings they squeezed)
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That his old business model might need some repair.
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So he stewed and he schemed on ways he could stall
The march of clean energy once and for all.
By arguing things ‘intermittent’ can't win.
"Sometimes the wind stops!” the Grinch did opine,
"And what use is PV when the sun doesn't shine?"
Claiming that costs are too high to commence
Investment at scale or transition so bold.
(It was too bad he used prices three years too old)
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And thought himself so very shrewd, and quite clever.
He counted on load growth for ever and on.
(Of course, now we know he was really quite wrong)
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His models and comments exquisitely dialed
"I'll state, with regrets, that clean energy's hard,
and that way avoid a debt rating marred."
And it all went his way, for a decade or two
But soon he discovered, you can't trick a Who
On the changes on which his industry perched
And soon the Who stakeholders came to the fore
They came to the Grinch, and they knocked on his door.
“Mr. Grinch, we’ve been reading your fiscal reports.
What we see isn’t great, in fact it’s quite scary.
Your business model may soon get quite hairy.
Based on your penchant for fossil combustion.”
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“Our clean power policy, can you get it done?
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Or are you too stuck in your old debt outstanding?
How can you ensure our Whos a soft landing?”
“We pay you a lot, please don’t you forget-
Your Grinchy returns are based on our work
But we have been reading the headlines, you jerk"
So give us a good deal, or else we are through.”
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"Your performance to date hasn't been in great taste.
Clean energy plans can't just be a sequel
To historical actions that've been so unequal."
This transition's not just for shareholder enjoyment."
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“Listen up, Grinch, and I must here be blunt
Things aren’t going well and it’s partly on you
For burning and burning all day and night through.
We’ve got maybe ten years to figure this out
but we must start now, of that there’s no doubt.”
He looked to and fro between their stony faces.
He didn’t have answers in his Grinchy head,
But then a small Who cleared her throat, and she said:
This transition creates opportunity
For us to convene and align your incentives
With those of our planet and all our descendants.”
“All this will take is a new way of winning.
New business models can be just as viable,
And I’ll keep the lights on; safe, cheap, and reliable!”
“Let us know,” they all cried, “how we can assist!”
And it took most of Whoville to figure the plan
But by the end of the week, they had it in hand.
She said, “Here’s a plan with the fewest regrets:
What we need to do first is reformulate profit
For you to help us make progress, not stop it."
now we can get to investment plan edits.
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(Negawatts are the best kind of Watts in the land)
Step two is to make demand follow supply
So pass through price signals, and watch loads reply.
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(Transmission can keep it from all getting pinned)
In step four we avoid a new rush to gas
(The time for new gas plants has more or less passed)
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Old power plants, spewing carbon worth cutting
(Step five will be tricky, we need to build trust,
And make the transition in a way that is just)”
“Though this seems hard, I think Whoville can do it.
But where is the payback? Why should I try?”
The little Who smiled, and said “Well, here’s why…”
Only your business; that’s not the whole prize.
In fact we must slash all emissions by half,
Our power grid’s merely one step on that path.
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Because oil firms’ profits are ripe for the steal.
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How can you cure falling load, make it larger?
Get Whos in EVs, and get them to a charger!
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Make the Whos happy with brand-new heat pumps!
If you do this right, Mr. Grinch, you will see
Your sales growth increase by a factor of three.
Your business can lead, not be stuck in the past
And make our economy carbon-free, fast”
The speed of transition grew tenfold that day.
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“Thank you!” the Grinch said, “thanks to the Whos!
Without your insights, I don’t know what I’d do.
And from now going forth, it’s clear where I stand.”
So he got right to work; the Grinch made great haste.
(After all, it is clear, there’s no time to waste)
The Grinch looking forward, without a regret.
He brought back the toys: LEDs and PVs,
He helped the Whos take their first drives in EVs.
The Whos and the Grinch declared “Whoville’s still in!”
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