Thread by @SethAbramson

(BINGO CARD THREAD) Impeachment is serious; the "debate" happening right now isn't. So in this thread are three bingo cards you can use to track fake GOP outrage over the final {*checks watch*} 1,032 minutes of "debate." There are three cards in total, I hope you'll pass them on.

GOP outrage bingo card #1 (pick 3):

1️⃣ "63 million American voters"
2️⃣ "duly elected president"
3️⃣ "because you hate him"
4️⃣ "you're just upset about 2016"
5️⃣ "since the day he was elected"
6️⃣ "did nothing wrong"
7️⃣ "voters will remember"
8️⃣ "no crime"
9️⃣ "dark/sad day"

GOP outrage bingo card #2 (pick 3):

1️⃣ "Obama gave them blankets"
2️⃣ "they got the aid"
3️⃣ "Zelensky himself said"
4️⃣ "because you hate his policies"
5️⃣ "denied him due process"
6️⃣ "hoax/sham"
7️⃣ "harms/stains the reputation of the House"
8️⃣ "undo an election"
9️⃣ "shame on you"

GOP outrage bingo card #3 (pick 3):

1️⃣ "cheapening impeachment"
2️⃣ "they never started an investigation"
3️⃣ "if we don't impeach him, he'll be re-relected"
4️⃣ "hearsay"
5️⃣ "no quid pro quo"
6️⃣ "highly partisan"
7️⃣ "heavy heart"
8️⃣ "you're just mad"
9️⃣ "no fact witnesses"

You'll note that I haven't put on any of the three bingo cards ANY MENTION OF THE EVIDENCE, as you can't find in any of the statements from House Republicans ANY MENTION OF THE EVIDENCE—presumably because it's so damning, shocking, and clearly worthy of a YES vote on impeachment.

PS/ Yes, Trump was compared to Jesus but I ain't putting it on a card

PS2/ For those noting that I missed "impeachment charade," you're 100% right, I did; players can swap out "heavy heart" for "impeachment charade" if they wish

PS3/ Someone asked me if you can replace "no fact witnesses" on Card #3 with "no evidence" and the answer is yes