(1/7) After Disney bought the rights to Starwars and started making new official movies, and revising earlier works, I predict we will see a wave of new official art works. #Maclunkey #starwars
(2/7) Harlequin publishing will acquire the rights to Shakespeare and hire E. L. James and Dan brown to write Romeo & Juliet 2: Antidote, and the kids spin off Macbeth jr, throne snatcher.
(3/7) Harlequin will also copyright "The complete works of Shakespeare" so that scholars may not use the term unless they include the new books.
(4/7) Samsung will acquire the rights to Rembrandt making every photo taken with the new Galaxy 13 a certified Rembrandt, and every owner of such a device a member of the dutch masters.
(5/7) Polygram will buy the Beatles intending to revive the brand with new material. Max martin and Young thug will be taped to write new songs. All Beatles albums will hence forward include newly produces tracks like "I am the manatee" and "Beatlemania (Reprise)".
(6/7) Hopefully it will mirror EMIs success with the Light side of the Moon, a more club friendly re-imagining of Pink Floyds 1973 album. The Wall has been retired as an official album to be more culturally sensitive to the Chinese market.
(7/7) In other news, Pampers have bought the rights to Jackson pollack, Crayola has bought Picasso, Bed bath and beyond acquired Duchamp, all new GE patents are co filed by Leonardo da Vinci, and nothing means anything anymore.
