Thread by @JoosyJew

The final #JoosdayTuesday is the "Joo Years Honours List 2019".

I started this year with about 300 followers, tweeting occasionally. This year's been mad but it's time to chip off Twitter and get back to real-life Global domination.

So here’s my (non-exhaustive) honours list.

Dame Emma Picken (@emmacpicken), Sir Euan Philipps (@EuanPhilipps) and Dame Fiona (@SharpeFiona) for noble services to LAAS and the Jewish Community (plus all other @LabourAgainstAS agents)

Creative Awards go to Sir Plastic (@omgstater), Ken Aidel OBE (@kenaidel) - my brother from another mother, Sir Laughing Devil (@LaughingDevil1) - assassin by statistics and Alex Riley CBE (@ARiTheRaptor) for taking imagery above and beyond known levels of decency.

All the staff at Milk Media (@milkmedianewyor), for getting the party started with their #JCIAASPIO Fleetwood Mac video. It pissed off so many people then, and still is even now. All staff members across all territories receive a CBE.

Dame Zoë of Redness (@78SoylentGreen). Tough, unflinching, honourable, kind, funny, mischievous as fuck. Honour Awarded for services to the T-Shirt industry.

Sir David Collier (@mishtal). Special recognition for "inflicting pain with facts" and a Zen-like calmness.

Lord Sussex (@SussexFriends) receives The "Trailblazer" Award.

Sir Gnasher (@GnasherJew) for being John, David and countless other people at once. "The glue that binds"

Sir Len and ZHL OBE (olav ha-sholom), Nate MBE (@nathanjoseph198) for Disservices to @DennyATaylor. Dame Lindi (@Lyndagee49), Sir Doc (@docholliday241 ), Dame Rose (@msmarbles2017), Dave OBE (@DavidB45212563), Lok CBE (@MeshugaNinja), HQ MBE (@Racharley77), Jonas CBE (@jonashalv)

Sir Matzo (@MatzoBalling) of Sublime Swordsmanship, KO CBE (@tfgwrites) the Mensch, Sir Watchman 👁‍🗨 (@WatchmanSociety), Dame Lampert (@nicolelampert), Lady Bachram CBE (@HeidiBachram), Billie MBE (@somesayparsley), Sir Sports Geek (@SportsG88824871), Rosemary CBE (@RosemaryEmery)

Dame Sparks (@SparksofBrass), Lazarus CBE of FB Hell (@GillianLazarus), Sir Sniper (@joeelfassy), Dame Nats (@natscs18), JC4BIN CBE (@Jc4Bin), Sir Abu (@badscooter), Dad MBE (@angloyankdad), Dame Charley (@charley_yorks), Sir Passion (@PASSIONOFMICE), Sir Pete (@peterproud9)

Sir Neil (@dungeekin), Dame Deb (@nycdeb), Chris OBE (@Days_Are_Gone), Sir CorbynSnap (@CorbynSnap), Sir Times (@TimesCorbyn), Omer OBE (@Omer_C1) and Pinchas CBE (@PinchasShmoikel), Sir Stephen (@carbonlogix), Sir Rov (@RabbiZvi), Paul MBE (@BestermanPaul), Sir Lee (@leekern13)

Sir Green Knight (@GreenKnight200), Sir Malcolm (@malcolmgreen), Munden MBE (@GarethMunden), Shark MBE (@sharkdiveruk), Dame Judith (@JudithOrnstein), Sir Sir Beaseley (@SirBeaseley123), Dame Sexy (@toni87230159), Sir Mossad (@TheMossadIL), Peacock CBE (@jewishpeacock)

Sir Basil X (@SirBasilBrush) - Special Award for Relentless Annoyance.

Sir Husker Ju (@Husker_Ju) for the inaugural George Galloway Peace Prize.

Sir John Arnott (@jc4P45) - "Most Smeared Man by Lunatics" Award 2019.

Dame Tracy (@TracyAnnO) and Dame Rachel (@RachelRileyRR). Unparalleled femmes fatale and zero shits given in the face of ridiculous levels of abuse.

Sir Maajid Nawaz (@MaajidNawaz) - A friend to us all like no other.

Sir Ian (@IanAustin1965) and Nick Cohen CBE (@NickCohen4)

And countless others who have fought hard, fought clean and fought dirty when necessary. The Goats, The Cats, The Minxes, The Sexys. The faithful "likers" and reliable RT’ers.

Sorry if I omitted your individual mention.

This #JoosdayTuesday is for you all. X

#happynewyear2020

Addendum : Dame Marcus (@MissLauraMarcus), Dame Jo Bell (@jobellerina), HMMBE (@HenMazzig), Sir Gary (@GaryC23619095), Dame Frances (@francesweetman, Frankie MBE (@FrankFactfinder), Dame Frances (@francesbarber13), "Hidden Shoe" OBE (@PoliticsBloke), Sir Joseph (@israel_advocacy)

Addendum's Addendum : Dame Karen (@KarenWi88043811), Proper Northerners CBE (@YorkshireIsrael), Dame Sadie (@SadieWhy), Sir NA (@NeverAg55190688), Pinky OBE (@pinkperlz), Sir German (@_GermanLessons_)

Note - This thread is in no particular order. Think "I'm a Celeb" results. X

Sir Ben (I left out Ben! @BenMFreeman), Dame Clare (@cquilty52), Dame Claire (@artmindpalace), Dame Claire (@claire88424030), Arty Mofo MBE (@Bassaces1), JJ CBE (@JeremyJacobs), Yonatan MBE (@__jacker__), Sir Fred (@Freddie_Ben), Sir Ian (@0Iangardner2), Ian MBE (@ianhodgson33)

Den MBE (@den_jw), Sir Den (@StevenJDenton), Dick CBE (@Dickster27), Jo MBE (@cocker_joanne), Dame Airy (@AiryManning), Goy MBE (@GoyDivision_), Sir James (@JBickertonUK), Dame Sara (@Sara_Rose_G), HH MBE (@hurryupharry), David CBE (@david07834416)

Sir Steve (@SteveACooper), Ian MBE (@IanMackintosh04), Joe CBE (@JTE85), Sir Joe (@joe_glasman), Sir Simon (@Mumbomania), Jack MBE (@JackEsq007), Dame Victoria (@make_trouble), Dame Julie (@JulieOwenMoylan), Falcon MBE, (@Falcon_Malteser), Sir FB (@fightingb4ck)

Dame Fi (@24fjblue), ABC MBE (@any1butcorbyn), Sir DamC (@DamCou), Karen MBE (@KarenH777), Sir Sam (@7ellis96), Guy OBE (@GuyBarski), Kramer CBE (@SKramer39526026), Sir Zokko @Zokko18), Habibi MBE (@habibi_uk), Sir 12 (@TwelveScouts), Dame Kay (@kishkushkay), Sir Dale (@IainDale)

Dame Meg (How could I omit @megnicol2?), Mac MBE (@xMaccabix), XPat CBE (@shiremoorpotter), Davy MBE (@davylyonsauthor), Harry CBE (@HarryDIsraeli), Sir Red (@RedKalai), HH MBE (@HarvelaHarvey) and the Sir S Who Shall Not Be Tagged.

Jez MBE (@jezmyers), Sir Jam (@Jamin2g), Spoon MBE (@andrewspoooner), Strulik OBE (@kirstenstauffe1), @JournoStephen WG MBE (@westbornegirl), Si MBE (@Si_M66), Sir Mark (@MLewisLawyer), Mark OBE (@MarkHindle01), Pun CBE (@mr_punman), Dame & Sir N (@MrsNuddering @NudderingNudnik)

Dame Polly (@pollsstar), Dame Can (@CanarsieBel), Sara CBE (@Tiggles15), Liam CBE (@LiamSD12) Morag CBE (@nuttyscot) Sir Col (@CJ_Appleby), KOW CBE (@KingOfWrong), Sir Joo (@capedjoosader), Sir Jeff (@JeffSamuels16), Steph MBE (@stephpgold), Tash CBE (@tashkimo)

Devon MBE (@DevonZionist), SIR HOFF!! (@jhoffman1), Katz MBE (@katzmandu ), Fionn MBE (@Fionn_Grunspan), BA MBE (@ba19974), Suzi CBE (@AFVFI), Sir Andrew (@DiseaseShaker), Sara MBE (@sarawallis), Rob MBE (@DaddyRob) Katie MBE (@Highvengers), RSS MBE (@Rsstone14B)

Tweezer MBE (@Tweezerman7), Jane CBE (@JaneGerson), ELEA OBE (@EnLiEretzAheret), Dame Tara (@irishzionist), Irish MBE (@Irishchutzpah)

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION.
DON’T EVER START MAKING A LIST!!!!!! 🤯

xxxx