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The story of CAA support, in four pictures...
The creativity on display is highly amusing here...
Meanwhile... Some don't feel like putting in that much effort also...
Oh heyyy BJP's promises will now be fulfilled by just calling this magical number...
(Sidenote: This is happening on Twitter. Imagine the untapped power of tharki Indian men that can be unleashed like this using WhatsApp.)
Job in HR ✔️
Free ride in a Mercedes ✔️
Air Force to your rescue ✔️
Quiz ✔️
Free daaru and chakna ✔️
In a few days, BJP will bandy around number of missed calls and proclaim...

"LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT CAA! KICK THOSE ANTI-NATIONALS OUT! DETAIN THESE URBAN-NAXALS! ONWARDS MY FRENDS!"
Hmm... wonder what this means... 🧐
STOP EVERYTHING!

BAWASIR HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!
Someone sent me this on Insta.

(Please keep a watch out for WhatsApp forwards. Would be interesting to see what angles they're using on WA. Do share)
Meanwhile, Netflix India seems worried...
Kaafi effort being put in to support the lies too!

👏👏👏
First usage of the number was in 2017. For this...

h/t @St_Hill
Oops
According to @bhavsarhardiik, this is just a joke youguys! Don't take it too seriously! It's a joke number!

I hope the BJP supporters and news channels are listening to this admission.
Ooh SMSes are being unleashed too. Amaze.
OK wow. Now Cricket gods are being invoked by verified accounts.

cc @imVkohli your good name is now being used for a "Support CAA helpline."
@imVkohli #BawaseerHelpline continues to give...

Some new entries:-
- Muslims you oppose CAA should call
- Erectile Dis-function (obviously)
- For cheap onion, CALL!
@imVkohli OK wow. This is just... insane.
@imVkohli Oh heeyyyy our HM noticed this #BawaseerHelpline phenomenon.

Someone please tell him it was all a joke, a prank, by BJP supporters. The number is now a joke!
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As the year 2019 comes to a close and 2020 begins, I want to make a humble appeal to all of my followers:

SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MEDIA.

A #thread on why you should do it. 👇
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It is the new mainstream.
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BJP: We will do an NRC.

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