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BJP: We will do an NRC.

BJP: We have done an NRC in Assam!

BJP: Oh my! All these errors! Now we will do ANOTHER NRC in Assam.

Assam: fk u guys.

BJP: Ok we will mayyyyve do another NRC in Assam.

Amit Shah: WE WILL NOW DO AN ALL INDIA NRC LIKE WE DID IN ASSAM! Yus.
Amit Shah: Take CAA! Enjoy the process of filtering people based on religion!

Assam: fk u guys

Indian Students: fk u guys

India in general: fk u guys

BJP: OK so CAA is not connected to NRC... <deletes old tweet connecting NRC to CAA>

Amit Shah: WE WILL DO ALL INDIA NRC ONLY!
Modi: Guys actually we didn't do the NRC, SC ordered it, ok? And it's a Congress idea.

Amit Shah: WE ARE COMING WITH ALL INDIA NRC SOOOOON!

BJP: Not... Not connected.

India: wtf is even going on anymore. Oh and still fk u guys.
(but srsly people wtf is going on even. Still can't make sense of even half of it.)
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Meghnad
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Govt: We are not going to do an All India NRC, ok? Calm down.

*Goes on to update National Population Register which does the same thing*

Citizen: Hey now wait a minute...

Govt: This is not the NRC, ok? Calm down and don't protest you I'll informed anti-national.
Modiji: Since 2014 we have never even discussed NRC!

*Goes on to update NPR*

Modiji: ... That's because we've been discussing NPR which does the same thing lol.
Just in case... You know... Bhakts.

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Meghnad (@memeghnad@mastodon.social)
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By now, everyone knows that even if BJP gets 0 seats in state elections, they'll still form a government.

Shah saar will just buy an entire regional party with their regional leaders and the governor of the state will be like, "Kewl. Ye lo Gormint."

Thanks #ElectoralBonds!
Matlab I don't understand why BJP even bothers spending money on campaigning anymore. Let others spend money on that.

Smart thing is to spend money buying and selling people after results come. Cheaper and more effective, eh?

Add some CBI-ED raids for extra convincing powers.
Saying a few things in anticipation of Bhakts:

- Yes yes they got 100+ seats.
- Yes yes BJP is awesome.
- Yes yes Chanakyaniti and everything. - Congrats.
- Yes yes Congress has done it too.
- Yes yes Nehru sucks.

<Insert 'Jali na Teri meme'>
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Meghnad (@memeghnad@mastodon.social)
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Been saying for a while that #ElectoralBonds is a special currency only for political parties. This proves it.

The BJP Government has been allowing purchase of bonds even outside the permitted window, right before elections.

Illegally.

@nit_set 🙌
huffingtonpost.in/entry/electora…
@nit_set Putting it simply, the Government is now printing and selling bonds whenever it wants, that too for unlimited amounts.

Imagine one note of Rs 10 crore which is valid for a limited time. But since it happens frequently, you can keep buying selling these whenever PMO wants it.
@nit_set So in 2016, the Govt took away old currency from the citizens. Issued new currency after putting them through hell.

Then in 2017, they introduced ANOTHER special currency exclusively for politicians. This currency can be for the amount they want and get it whenever they want it.
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