It’s the week of prayer for Christian Unity so here are a few of my favourite ecumenical pics:
‘Eeee, you got a Rennie? I can feel that dhansak repeating on me’ 
‘You certainly won’t regret it. I’ll even throw in the de-icer and the ABBA Gold CD what’s in the glovebox for free.’
‘Yes we have seen it before. You watch, he falls through the bar any minute now.’
‘Leave it son, they ain’t worth it’
‘...and he would like to reiterate, as he did when stopped at Calais, that those cartons of Benson & Hedges were for personal consumption.’
‘Newmarket, 2.15, Papal Bull, but keep it to yerself.’
‘Ooo yeah, Director’s Cut. Three never before seen hours of dinosaurs it says ‘ere. Thanks our kid!’
‘See that grouting- our Beryl’s kid did it for us four year ago. Leaked within the first week. We’ve not spoken since.’
‘And I said I don’t care if it’s Wetherspoon policy what sort of Curry Club doesn’t do Bombay potatoes? A month’s ban. For that!’
‘Like I say, mostly do patios, but take a card and I’ll send one of the lads over to have a look at them bathroom tiles and give you a quote. That’s right, cash only.’
‘Just ignore him- he thinks it’s funny but it’s not even anatomically correct.’
‘What time d’yer call this? I can tell you now- all the twizzlers’ll be gone. There might be some potato waffles left, but they’ll be cold.’
‘3.30, Kempton, Infallibility at 12-1, but yer didn’t hear it from me alright?’
‘Will yer just make up yer mind, I want to go up and order: is it Lemon and Herb or Medium?’
‘Try a trick like that again son and you’ll be banned from every 5-a-side league from here till Kingdom come’
‘See that lad in the purple? Ever need a telly- he’s your man. Did us one of them Panasonic flat screens last month for 300 quid, no questions asked.’
