Thread by @LibertyBlitz

You're in a lifeboat and there's a limited amount of food and water. Which Democrat running for President would throw you overboard first?

Thanks for your responses. Here's my take.

I think it'd be a close call between Buttigieg and Warren. Both would ponder whether you could help their political ambitions should everyone survive...

Ultimately, Buttigieg would look at the food and water situation and figure he could survive twice as long without you and toss you over within a few minutes.

It'd take Warren a little longer, but she'd do the same pretty fast and act like you fell out accidentally.

Bloomberg would toss you out third. He'd think about it for a day or two to see how things were looking (after all, you could be a good employee if you both survived), but as rations shrank just a little he'd smack you over the head with an oar and you'd be shark food.

Biden would throw you out next. He's so out to lunch he might not know what's going on for days. He'd be pretty funny and tell you stories about cornpop. But once hunger set in, instincts would take over and you'd be gone.

The only two who might not throw you overboard at all are Bernie and Tulsi. Because, like their policies or not, they both appear to be decent human beings.

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