Kumenuka kwa Estate.
DOSSIER DOSSIER???
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So this family is going to be moving out of the estate at the end of March.
Ze madam of that house posts in the Estate WhatsApp, 'Vacant House to be available end of March. House plus SQ. DM / Share with contacts you know. TIA.'
Heh!
DOSSIER DOSSIER???
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So this family is going to be moving out of the estate at the end of March.
Ze madam of that house posts in the Estate WhatsApp, 'Vacant House to be available end of March. House plus SQ. DM / Share with contacts you know. TIA.'
Heh!
Some random chap in the replies.
Ati 'Hiyo nyumba ni 3 Bedroom ama ni 4 Bedroom?'
256 faster faster asks the guy, 'What is your house number?'
The guy is quiet.
House Number 188 akaongezea, 'Excuse me kind sir. Who are you and what are you doing in this WhatsApp group?'
Ati 'Hiyo nyumba ni 3 Bedroom ama ni 4 Bedroom?'
256 faster faster asks the guy, 'What is your house number?'
The guy is quiet.
House Number 188 akaongezea, 'Excuse me kind sir. Who are you and what are you doing in this WhatsApp group?'
So the guy says his name, and then adds that he lives in Kiambu, but he is looking for a house much closer to Nairobi. He is very interested in this one.
256: Young man. The question is not what you are interested in or not. It is how did you end up being in this WhatsApp group?
256: Young man. The question is not what you are interested in or not. It is how did you end up being in this WhatsApp group?
The guy says he doesnt know how he got into the group, but he has been a member for more than 3 months, and has even changiad quite a few crucial mjadalas like laying of cabros and bumps in the estate.
He has also been sending scripture forwards.
But has never lived here.
He has also been sending scripture forwards.
But has never lived here.
Wueh.
Mandem amejaribu kujileftisha group but he is being added.
256 has just posted, 'We have a thief among us!'
So now we are running that number on truecaller.
The guy is apologising but we do not want to heat.
Hii kinyangarika inataka kujua kumbe haijui. Kumewaka kuwaka.
Mandem amejaribu kujileftisha group but he is being added.
256 has just posted, 'We have a thief among us!'
So now we are running that number on truecaller.
The guy is apologising but we do not want to heat.
Hii kinyangarika inataka kujua kumbe haijui. Kumewaka kuwaka.
Aaaand... 256 has said we are having a census, guys.
Like how are you in this whatsapp group and you don't know how many rooms the houses have.
Like the Estate is having a head count. Watu wanaishi kwa SQ wameambiwa wakae kando kwanza.
Main Houses ndio tuna anza.
Like how are you in this whatsapp group and you don't know how many rooms the houses have.
Like the Estate is having a head count. Watu wanaishi kwa SQ wameambiwa wakae kando kwanza.
Main Houses ndio tuna anza.
Estate leadership wants to know who lives in what house, how many are they, and how many numbers from each house are in the estate whatsapp group.
Meanwhile, the chair of the security subcommittee, Madam 256 is trying to call that guy and talk to him personally.
Amezima tenje.
Meanwhile, the chair of the security subcommittee, Madam 256 is trying to call that guy and talk to him personally.
Amezima tenje.
People in main houses have been told to line up the people who live in the SQs and their details.
Huyo jamaa mwingine, it has been posted in the group, that mambo yake itafikishwa kwa DCI kesho.
Meanwhile every number in the group is being recorded separately. Hakuna ku-escape.
Huyo jamaa mwingine, it has been posted in the group, that mambo yake itafikishwa kwa DCI kesho.
Meanwhile every number in the group is being recorded separately. Hakuna ku-escape.
Yaani if you are a member of this group and we don't have your number, jua you are smelling korokoroni direct.
PS: I have volunteered to be part of the door to door Census team so that I fetch more tea for you guys.
I will let you know who is who as soon as I am able to.
PS: I have volunteered to be part of the door to door Census team so that I fetch more tea for you guys.
I will let you know who is who as soon as I am able to.
NKT. Imagine hiki ki 108 kimesema we should just forgive him and block him from the group.
Ata now we are saying maybe he even knows the guy.
Ata now we are saying maybe he even knows the guy.
108 HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP.
256 has leftishad 108 because, 'he is hindering me from thinking!'
Visitors book imeletwa we try and see if that number was entered somewhere and what house they were going to.
Leo CSI Nairobi my friend. We are leaving no stone unturned.
256 has leftishad 108 because, 'he is hindering me from thinking!'
Visitors book imeletwa we try and see if that number was entered somewhere and what house they were going to.
Leo CSI Nairobi my friend. We are leaving no stone unturned.
OIII...
House number 4 has 13 guys.
256 can't even talk. Hahaha!
House number 4 has 13 guys.
256 can't even talk. Hahaha!
House number 12 ni kwa pastor.
Tuko kwa maombi sasa.
Shetete hazijuani hapa. I am already tired.
I want to go home.
Also, 108 amerudishwa kwa group, but ameambiwa asijaribu kufungua mdomo.
He has told the 188 who added him back to remove him. Hataki hii group.
Tuko kwa maombi sasa.
Shetete hazijuani hapa. I am already tired.
I want to go home.
Also, 108 amerudishwa kwa group, but ameambiwa asijaribu kufungua mdomo.
He has told the 188 who added him back to remove him. Hataki hii group.
Bado tuko kwa Pastor. Bibi ya Pastor amesema lazima tukule.
😭😭😭
Pastor says he's ready for forgiveness, but he wants to know who the Kiambu Guy is. Imagine they even prayed for him. Wamesema mipango yake yote kama ni maovu yasambaratike.
256 says yasambaratikie huko Kamiti!
😭😭😭
Pastor says he's ready for forgiveness, but he wants to know who the Kiambu Guy is. Imagine they even prayed for him. Wamesema mipango yake yote kama ni maovu yasambaratike.
256 says yasambaratikie huko Kamiti!
Kai.
256 amesema hatukuli. Ati tumeshiba.
Nini mbaya na huyu mama.
NKT!
256 amesema hatukuli. Ati tumeshiba.
Nini mbaya na huyu mama.
NKT!
Number 14 and 15 have refused to open their doors.
Wanatuangalia tu from the balcony.
Wamewekwa kwa list ya 'Mang'aa.'
Wanatuangalia tu from the balcony.
Wamewekwa kwa list ya 'Mang'aa.'
We've managed 40 houses. 200 people. About 20 houses have not opened.
256 amesema Census Committee iamke before 6, we catch guys before they leave for work.
We have added a few guys who were not in the WhatsApp group.
Watu wa SQ wako mikononi mwa Bwana currently.
256 amesema Census Committee iamke before 6, we catch guys before they leave for work.
We have added a few guys who were not in the WhatsApp group.
Watu wa SQ wako mikononi mwa Bwana currently.
Wacheni nikapike mayai nikule na mkate.
I will keep updating you guys.
Chai si ni yetu sote?
Ba'aden.
Goodnight-ini.
I will keep updating you guys.
Chai si ni yetu sote?
Ba'aden.
Goodnight-ini.
