they send chain emails like
"Dear Mssrs Snootwangler & Berk
Having now seen it for a 17th time, I feel I ought to write to let you know that the figure in #91 of your catalogue is not the Many Eared Christ but is in fact Our Lady of Ten Thousand Lobes-
someone chimes in with "Yes but I'll think you'll find it's actually Saint Johepzibah of the Auditory Ambrosia" and chaos breaks out
colleagues are called in from their collections
friendships are dashed
pictures of ears are circulated in painstaking resolution
and when the dust settles the same catalogue is sent around an 18th time with no amendments made
never change, y'all