0700 | Gukena
(Late to the news)
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(Late to the news)
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Thought of the day.
It is said that a hyena is a hyena. Even if you put it in sheep's clothing, you'll see its short legs and you'll
It is said that a hyena is a hyena. Even if you put it in sheep's clothing, you'll see its short legs and you'll
recognise it by its greed. Even as we were being told "Resist!", "Boycott, boycott", "Irreducible minimums"...
[Audio clip of Raila
[Audio clip of Raila
speaking]
Raila, go to sleep and keep dreaming. Uhuru won the election and we won't allow him to break off even a little bit of the bread
Raila, go to sleep and keep dreaming. Uhuru won the election and we won't allow him to break off even a little bit of the bread
for you. Every other leader in your position in Africa has bowed out of politics and become a statesman. If that's not the path you want to
take, then wait till 2022 when you'll go up against Deputy President William Kipchirchir Samoei Ruto.
[Weather update]
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[Weather update]
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Our men with Aunt Jemima
Today I want to talk about people who look at people's phones on matatus. The other day a man almost got hit after
Today I want to talk about people who look at people's phones on matatus. The other day a man almost got hit after
he gave a woman playing a game on her phone unsolicited advice. Phones are private; if you want to look at one take out yours. Mind your own
business.
[Ads]
[Ads]
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I don't know if a day goes by when I don't thank God. I'd love to have a job being a prayer marshal, ensuring that people are thanking God.
Today I want to talk to farmers...
[Ad banter]
[Ad banter]
[Traffic update]
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[Sports news]
[Ad]
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That song brings us to 0742. Let's leave Aunt Jemima for a bit. Men, let's talk behind the tent for a bit.
Men, do you know if you are
Men, do you know if you are
are overweight, it affects your ability to sire children? It affects your sperm count and the quality of your sperm. Now let's go back into
the tent.
As I was saying, this weather will go on for a bit. That's why I mentioned seeds while I was back there with the men.
As I was saying, this weather will go on for a bit. That's why I mentioned seeds while I was back there with the men.
[Traffic update]
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[Gukena Kids]
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[Ad banter]
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[Ads]
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Fin
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