At some point, you gotta look in the mirror and wonder if you'd be at a million subscribers by now if you'd just said "holla atcha boy" more.
And maybe, just maybe, I could have thrown more tentacles at scared, confused pedestrians.
You could always have done *more* when you look back.
You could always have done *more* when you look back.
Sorry but I've just never been *near* a corpse, so I couldn't have filmed myself near one if I wanted to.
Sometimes you don't get the breaks that allow you to grab the so-called brass ring, y'know?
Sometimes you don't get the breaks that allow you to grab the so-called brass ring, y'know?
I mean, am I okay being a YouTube upper D-lister? Yeah. I've had a wonderful career.
But maybe things would have been different if I'd just *once* not been lazy and made a cartoon about Elsa getting pregnant and then kissed a lot by The Joker.
We'll never know.
But maybe things would have been different if I'd just *once* not been lazy and made a cartoon about Elsa getting pregnant and then kissed a lot by The Joker.
We'll never know.
And in another lifetime, sure, I could have harassed and assaulted strangers in public while claiming it was a satire of society.
But I didn't... and that is MY cross to bear.
But I didn't... and that is MY cross to bear.
All of this is to say I am very out of touch and don't understand what The Youth(tm) is watching today.
