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the tourney is coming sooner than I expected
“people shoot each other”
this entry is somewhat unfortunate because while it’s a classic at face value it actually undersells the absurdly open racism the segment featured
bit of a dry spell here for a while but oh baby are we ever back in action
TWO INSTANT CLASSICS IN ONE NIGHT
you knew we weren’t getting out of this day without a tucker bracket entry
theory: tucker is slowly turning into fat chandler
guys I think we’re gonna get to 64 teams in time for march madness
we are really on a sustained run of high level performance here
hungry for the final four
my favorite thing about this thread is I immediately get sent tucker screencaps from dozens of people every time there’s a new classic
tucker vs. tankie is this year’s gonzaga
asaaaaaaaaaaand holy jesus that’s a bracket buster
tucker is trying so hard to top hannity’s secret sperm scoop

and failing, but hey he’s trying
“como”
always read the fine print
I’m just a simple turnip shepherd and your big cities frighten and confuse me
we lost a lotta good men out there, even more than in the war on Christmas
oh dear lord
WAR

ON MEN

good god

what is it good for
KIDS TODAY I TELL YA
guys this tourney is going to be insane
I like to imagine this one is tucker trying to decide whether to tell his parents or not
how did we miss this one
I’m... gonna need a pen and some paper
when you book the guest one minute before the news cycle changes but power through anyway
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merry shitpostmas friendos
not gonna lie to you, watching trump spend christmas eve in obvious misery while dunking on himself nonstop absolutely rules and I hope it never ends
it’s kinda like watching the scene from a christmas carol where scrooge dines alone except if scrooge never had any decency in his past to make him worth a redemptive visit by the spirits
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big news everybody, after a two week cooldown love is in the air again
this stuck up bitch is not adequately impressed with my majestic swan
our love’s first true test
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can’t put my finger on any one place but this story sets off my bullshit detector
trump gets humiliated by rosenstein and the feds on his idiot declassification scavenger hunt from sean hannity so rudy phones a few friends and ratfucks them right back with a story whose overly specific details make very little sense
what do you think of that theory mister mayor
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Actually, you can still own a machine gun in the U.S. It's highly regulated, but very possible. There are many of them out there. --> thefederalist.com/2017/10/02/act…
--> vox.com/policy-and-pol…
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3/ of the States would have to ratify, good luck with that.

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