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Kyle @HNIJohnMiller
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1) Bottle empty. Feeling frisky. That means rant time. Hey, @ThomasWictor @drawandstrike @Imperator_Rex3, RANT TIME!!!

The topic of tonight's rant?

THE DEEP STAAAAATE!

Or lack thereof.
2) One of my pet peeves? The idea of this all-knowing, all-seeing, all-controlling 'deep state'. Some monolithic organization of ne'er-do-wells that apparently are so good at what they do they are unbeatable.
3) If that's the case, then what the FUCK do you call the last 2 years?!
4) Yesterday, all I saw was "OMERGERD DEEP STATE ROTHSCHILD SECRET AGENTS FORCING REDACTING BLACKMAIL THE MEMO WONT BE SEEN ITLL BE REDACTED AND WORTHLESS WRAY IS COMPROMISES ROSENSTEIN PAWNSHILLSTOOL FUCKING DOOOOOOOM!"
5) Today, we got the memo at noon, it was completely unredacted, there was nothing in there we hadn't already pieced together and theorized, but it was nice to get official confirmation that that's what happened.
6) AND NOT ONE FUCKING PERSON SCREAMING ABOUT THE DEEP STATE YESTERDAY HAS APOLOGIZED OR WITHDRAWN THEIR CLAIM OR ADMITTED THEY WERE FUCKING WRONG.
7) There's a pattern, if you didnt notice. First, people scream deep state as if some dark vengeful fucking diety is going to come down and buttrape us and take away our freedom while making us thank it for the priviledge.
8) Then NOTHING BAD HAPPENS.
9) And a few days later it all goes down again, and NOTHING HAPPENS AGAIN.
10) There are two options at this point for what's happening.
11) First, an evil hivemind of brainchipped communist super soldiers who are omnipotent are being taken to the woodshed and beaten black and blue REPEATEDLY by Trump, in which case there is nothing to worry about because Trump's got this in the bag
12) Or, the 'deep state' is actually a loose collection of liberal fuckups in the government and media who got complacent after 8 years of facing no resistance whatsoever to their utterly dumbassed agenda
13) A group of fuck ups who are so utterly far from competent that a collection of assholes, bitches, drunks, hermits, and trolls figured out exactly what they were up to, and our chosen liege has been taking those idiots to the woodshed every fucking day for 2 years.
14) In which case we've already won, and there's bothing to worry about.
15) Every fucking time something is happening, the deep state takes some different form; DoJ/FBI, state department flunkies, WH staff, congress, the media, the judiciary. The only constant is Trump himself, and Trump hasn't lost ONCE.
16) So what the actual fuck are you panicking about? Who have you seen from this monolithic mythical 'deep state' that can beat Trump?
17) From now on, stop trying to figure out how Trump is going to be saved from the Deep State. Instead, ask yourself, how has he already won? Because that's how Trump operates. He wins before people even realizes there's a fight. We should all try to fight like that. /end
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