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And why are they trying to board a train with a car? Why not just MEET the train at Hogwarts?
And why are they trying to board a train with a car? Why not just MEET the train at Hogwarts?
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WAIT I'VE HEARD OF THIS THING. THIS IS THE WHOMPING WILLOW. I DONT KNOW WHY I KNOW THAT, BUT I KNOW IT.
GUYS I KNEW A THING!
WAIT I'VE HEARD OF THIS THING. THIS IS THE WHOMPING WILLOW. I DONT KNOW WHY I KNOW THAT, BUT I KNOW IT.
GUYS I KNEW A THING!
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I was actually really emotionally invested in Ron's rat Scabbers being okay. I'm glad he is.
I was actually really emotionally invested in Ron's rat Scabbers being okay. I'm glad he is.
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Y'all told me this awesome Dumbledore actor died. I'm so glad I get one more movie with him.
Y'all told me this awesome Dumbledore actor died. I'm so glad I get one more movie with him.
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Oh I do NOT like the screaming plant baby. That is terror. I hate it. Make it go away.
Oh I do NOT like the screaming plant baby. That is terror. I hate it. Make it go away.
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Oh no. The popped collar from earlier is the dark arts teacher? Why wouldn't they just make it Snape? I thought he wanted that job?
Oh no. The popped collar from earlier is the dark arts teacher? Why wouldn't they just make it Snape? I thought he wanted that job?
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And then he just ran away when it got rough? What a jackass.
This dude is ungood.
And then he just ran away when it got rough? What a jackass.
This dude is ungood.
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OF FUCKING COURSE BLONDIE IS A SEEKER, TOO.
He's that one kid at school everyone puts up with because his dad's rich.
Also, what's a mudblood?
OF FUCKING COURSE BLONDIE IS A SEEKER, TOO.
He's that one kid at school everyone puts up with because his dad's rich.
Also, what's a mudblood?
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As someone with a really bad chest cold, this whole throwing up slugs is... Not pleasant to watch.
OH SHIT. BLONDIE CALLED BABY HERMIONE A MIX-BREED?
What even are these people?!
As someone with a really bad chest cold, this whole throwing up slugs is... Not pleasant to watch.
OH SHIT. BLONDIE CALLED BABY HERMIONE A MIX-BREED?
What even are these people?!
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As Filch approaches his dead cat, I want the Rains of Castamere to play.
I love cats, but fuck off, Walder.
And apparently some chamber is open.
As Filch approaches his dead cat, I want the Rains of Castamere to play.
I love cats, but fuck off, Walder.
And apparently some chamber is open.
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"No, Harry. Even in the Wizarding world, hearing voices is not good."
Harry Potter and the Prescription for Clozapine.
"No, Harry. Even in the Wizarding world, hearing voices is not good."
Harry Potter and the Prescription for Clozapine.
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"There's a secret chamber called the Chamber of Secrets."
I mean, to the point. I like it.
"There's a secret chamber called the Chamber of Secrets."
I mean, to the point. I like it.
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I think I know what's in the Chamber of Secrets. Here are the clues:
-Made by the founder of Slytherin
-Petrified the cat
-Blondie's dad, Fuckstick Sr, carries a staff of a snake.
It's gotta be like a bigass snake or medusa or something.
I think I know what's in the Chamber of Secrets. Here are the clues:
-Made by the founder of Slytherin
-Petrified the cat
-Blondie's dad, Fuckstick Sr, carries a staff of a snake.
It's gotta be like a bigass snake or medusa or something.
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"Hey guys I have an idea for a sport. Let's put children with NO protection in the air on super-fast flying brooms, unleash these cannon balls that are possessed to hit them, give em clubs to beat the shit out of each other while we crack some brewskis."
"Hey guys I have an idea for a sport. Let's put children with NO protection in the air on super-fast flying brooms, unleash these cannon balls that are possessed to hit them, give em clubs to beat the shit out of each other while we crack some brewskis."
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I won't remember his name so I'm just going to call the fruity Dark Arts dude "Ponce."
And Ponce just liquified Harry's arm.
Nasty.
I won't remember his name so I'm just going to call the fruity Dark Arts dude "Ponce."
And Ponce just liquified Harry's arm.
Nasty.
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WOAH Dobby ironed his own fucking hands to make up for his cake thing?
Harry, my guy, you're in an abusive relationship. He's emotionally manipulating you.
WOAH Dobby ironed his own fucking hands to make up for his cake thing?
Harry, my guy, you're in an abusive relationship. He's emotionally manipulating you.
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"You know what this scene needs? An emo ghost with a voice like a chew toy"
Thus, Moaning Myrtle.
"You know what this scene needs? An emo ghost with a voice like a chew toy"
Thus, Moaning Myrtle.
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Its a snaaake ohhh its a snaaake
Wait wtf you doing harry
Guys
What is he doing
HARRY
Its a snaaake ohhh its a snaaake
Wait wtf you doing harry
Guys
What is he doing
HARRY
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This explains the thing at the zoo from the first movie! Dude's a snake talker!
They called it parcel mouth? But that's kinda weird. Unless he wants to go to work for UPS.
This explains the thing at the zoo from the first movie! Dude's a snake talker!
They called it parcel mouth? But that's kinda weird. Unless he wants to go to work for UPS.
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This little sneaky bastard decided to jump up and bite my toes during that scene.
This little sneaky bastard decided to jump up and bite my toes during that scene.
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I'm sorry but this dude just spoke snake and people are shunning him? He should be drowning in goth Slytherin women right about now.
I'm sorry but this dude just spoke snake and people are shunning him? He should be drowning in goth Slytherin women right about now.
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Only a next level fat kid would be like "oh shit, floating ominous cupcakes in a dark unpopulated corridor, MY FAVORITE!" And eat it without question.
Only a next level fat kid would be like "oh shit, floating ominous cupcakes in a dark unpopulated corridor, MY FAVORITE!" And eat it without question.
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These special effects are really good for 2002. Also, what did Hermione change herself into? I'm nervous haha.
These special effects are really good for 2002. Also, what did Hermione change herself into? I'm nervous haha.
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Oh shit Hermione's a cat.
I think Ron just got a new fetish, judging by his face.
Oh shit Hermione's a cat.
I think Ron just got a new fetish, judging by his face.
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Did uhhhhhhhhhhhhh did Moaning Myrtle commit suicide in this bathroom or what?
Did uhhhhhhhhhhhhh did Moaning Myrtle commit suicide in this bathroom or what?
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If I ever write in a dairy and it writes back, that shit is getting burned.
"Dear diary..."
"What?"
If I ever write in a dairy and it writes back, that shit is getting burned.
"Dear diary..."
"What?"
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Well he's now threatening Hagrid, AKA all that is is good and pure in this world, so Tommy has made my shit list.
Well he's now threatening Hagrid, AKA all that is is good and pure in this world, so Tommy has made my shit list.
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MOTHERFUCKIN CAR TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN RESCUE.
I was actually starting to get nervous. I scared my cat.
I really hate spiders.
MOTHERFUCKIN CAR TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN RESCUE.
I was actually starting to get nervous. I scared my cat.
I really hate spiders.
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And the car goes off into the wild again. To be a part of his kind.
Majestic, in its way.
And the car goes off into the wild again. To be a part of his kind.
Majestic, in its way.
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OH.
OH CALLED IT.
BASALISK IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS.
I MEAN I SAID BIGASS SNAKE BUT YOOOOOO
OH.
OH CALLED IT.
BASALISK IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS.
I MEAN I SAID BIGASS SNAKE BUT YOOOOOO
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"A student has been taken, this is the end of Hogwarts!"
Bitch please there's like 19 more movies after this.
"A student has been taken, this is the end of Hogwarts!"
Bitch please there's like 19 more movies after this.
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I would love it if the Chamber of Secrets only had one piece of paper in it on which @kfc's 11 herbs and spices were written.
I would love it if the Chamber of Secrets only had one piece of paper in it on which @kfc's 11 herbs and spices were written.
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Stakes are real. Why does harry have the sorting hat? What is happening?!
OH FUXK THAT IS A BIG SNAKE
Stakes are real. Why does harry have the sorting hat? What is happening?!
OH FUXK THAT IS A BIG SNAKE
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THE PHOENIX CHEWED OUT THE BASILISK'S EYES AND I AM CHEERING
FUCK YOU, YA BLIND LEGLESS BITCH.
THE PHOENIX CHEWED OUT THE BASILISK'S EYES AND I AM CHEERING
FUCK YOU, YA BLIND LEGLESS BITCH.
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FUCK YOUR SILLY LITTLE BOOK WITH THIS SILLY BIGASS TOOTH FROM THE SNAKE I JUST SKULLFUCKED.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I STAB THE SHIT OUT OF IT, HUH? RIDDLE ME THE FUCK THAT.
I. AM. SO. HAPPY.
FUCK YOUR SILLY LITTLE BOOK WITH THIS SILLY BIGASS TOOTH FROM THE SNAKE I JUST SKULLFUCKED.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I STAB THE SHIT OUT OF IT, HUH? RIDDLE ME THE FUCK THAT.
I. AM. SO. HAPPY.
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The sword belonged to fucking Gryffindor dude!
And enter Fuckstick Sr. and manic elf. Who is apparently in service to the Fucksticks.
The sword belonged to fucking Gryffindor dude!
And enter Fuckstick Sr. and manic elf. Who is apparently in service to the Fucksticks.
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Sock?
Oh shit, he's free!
Harry you glorious bastard.
AND DOBBY JUST MESSED UP FUCKSTICK SR.
WHY HAVE I NEVER WATCHED THIS BEFORE.
Sock?
Oh shit, he's free!
Harry you glorious bastard.
AND DOBBY JUST MESSED UP FUCKSTICK SR.
WHY HAVE I NEVER WATCHED THIS BEFORE.
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"We're glad to welcome everyone back from the dead"
*claps*
"And exams are cancelled"
*thunderous applause*
"We're glad to welcome everyone back from the dead"
*claps*
"And exams are cancelled"
*thunderous applause*
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Someone needs to start a chant for Hagrid or something. The clapping ain't doing it.
HAGRID. HAGRID. HAGRID!
Someone needs to start a chant for Hagrid or something. The clapping ain't doing it.
HAGRID. HAGRID. HAGRID!
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Fuck these are great movies.
This one just wrapped. I need like a nap or something before the next one.
This is so good guys.
Fuck these are great movies.
This one just wrapped. I need like a nap or something before the next one.
This is so good guys.
