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"Andrew of W. K.?" you hazard a guess
"No, that's the famous bard" says Sir Thorns
"He does like to party though" adds Father Tree "He may be a cleric of the one we're thinking of"
Mrs S calls from across the table
"What puzzles you friends?"
"We're trying to remember who invented wine in the first place, the mortal god?"
"Mortal god? That gluttonous lay about didn't invent a damn thing! I was experimenting with different types of fruit cake, I'd chucked the yeast and crushed fruit in the same bowl but then I got
distracted by" she pauses looks at you like an adult remembering there's a child in the room "events of the time and came back to the kitchen with a group of folk including 'im"
The tale is commanding the attention of all the nearby guests
"Now these folk need fed and I start
cleaning out the stuff that had gone off, he's acting the maggot with these two" she gestures at her snake and hawk masked companions
"and one of 'em"
"I believe it was me" offers the snake
"She" amends Mrs S smoothly "dares the idiot to drink the juice of the rotten fruit and
he grabs a ladle and gulps some down! I nearly vomited watching him"
"i really didn't think he was daft enough to do it" confesses the snake
"Anyway, his eyes go all big and he takes another ladle, then he just tips the whole damn bowl into his mouth! Oh he starts falling about"
telling us he loves us before pees himself and passes out!"
The other guests laugh
"The next day he wakes up and does nothing but complain! I pull him up for whining and when he pulls himself together, we figure out what happened. and that's where whine juice came from!"
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