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Before the #SOTU take a moment to read this ontological examination of Trump. This essay accurately nails his desire to be a wrestler you pay money to watch get beat up. Warning: they may issue folding chairs and small razor blades to the audience. openhumanitiespress.org/feedback/theor…
If you just don't have the time to get all scientific, there is also this handy bingo card. #Enjoy
My idea for the #SOTU was to randomly selecting @realDonaldTrump tweets and have them read by the cigarette girls.
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